dragon-in-a-fez:

adonis-xx:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

I don’t believe this. This machine looks far too archaic to have a Card Reader. You all are being sold lies.

why does everyone on this site think they’re the fucking mythbusters

rose-vomit:

olivecowgirls:

Phases of the “mewn”

Artist//Daniel Ryan !

horchatamexicana:

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it

milotickle:

dykecunt:

my third eye is my vagina

And it is wide open

beetledrink:

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch